Fine Arts

The Wild, Wild, Wildest West

It’s time to saddle up and mosey on down to the GCA corral, for a rootin’ tootin’ hootenanny.  So grab your partner, ya’ll throw on your best duds, cowboy boots, and don’t forget that 10 gallon hat and get rollin’, rollin’, rollin’!!, on over to Greenwood Christian Academy that is, to see:
WILDWILDWI

This is a hilarious spoof of every Hollywood Western ever made!  This musical comedy features a large cast of cowboys, cowgirls, can-can girls, wealthy villains, bumbling deputies and strategizing ladies! Great songs and immense humor for the entire family!

Yup, pardners, here’s a hilarious musical spoof of many of Hollywood’s Westerns featuring a toe-tappin’, heel-clickin’ songs!  Slick and wealthy Richard Coldheart (“Oh, that’s Rich!”) must marry Polly Wanda Cracker to control the Cracker property.  However, it’s Polly’s sister, Prunella, who wants to marry him!  Meanwhile, our hero, Sheriff Wayne John, has his hands full surviving the hilarious antics of well-meaning but not-too-bright Deputy Doowrong.  When a bundle of villains, including Snydley Dastardly, Kid Kid and Calamity Jan, attempts to take over Low Humidity Chasm (Aren’t you sick and tired of Westerns taking place in Dry Gulch Canyon?), things really go crazy!  You will want to pay close attention to whether the Schizophrenic Kid is wearing her white hat or her black hat to know whether to cheer or boo.  But Blacker Betty will leave no doubt in their minds, for she’s even meaner than Black Betty.  With a narrator to keep the characters on stage in line, this wild and wooly Western will bring down the house!  You’ll be whistling to a wide array of Western tunes, such as the lively bluegrass “Wild, Woolly an’ Full o’ Fleas,” the rockabilly “Citizens of Evil” and the lovely ballad, “It’s Always Darkest Before the Dawn.” You won’t want to miss this one!