Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, keep your patrons rollin’…  in the aisles with laughter, that is!  Yup, pardners, here’s a hilarious musical spoof of many of Hollywood’s Westerns featuring a toe-tappin’, heel-clickin’ score by Bill Francoeur!  Slick and wealthy Richard Coldheart (“Oh, that’s Rich!”) must marry Polly Wanda Cracker to control the Cracker property.  However, it’s Polly’s homely sister, Prunella, who wants to marry him!  Meanwhile, our hero, Sheriff Wayne John, has his hands full surviving the hilarious antics of well-meaning but not-too-bright Deputy Doowrong.  When a bundle of villains, including Snydley Dastardly, Kid Kid and Calamity Jan, attempts to take over Low Humidity Chasm (Aren’t you sick and tired of Westerns taking place in Dry Gulch Canyon?), things really go crazy!  Your audience will have to pay close attention to whether Schizophrenic Kid is wearing his white hat or his black hat to know whether to cheer or boo.  But Blacker Bonnie will leave no doubt in their minds, for he’s even meaner than Black Bonnie.  With a narrator to keep the characters on stage in line, this wild and wooly Western will bring down the house!  

Sherrif John Wayne	Elijah	O’Dell
Rich Coldheart	Noah	Apgar
Deputy Doowrong	Garrett	Wright
Bo Best	Daniel	Mangan
Schizophrenic Kid	Jillian	McCabe
Calamity Jan	Hannah	Farley
Sydney Dastardley	Drew	Graves
Cowboy Bob Skratchit	Zach	Knauss
April	Rose	O’Neal
Sasparila Sal	Holly	Overton
Polly Wanda Cracker	Alyssa	Elmore
Black Bonnie	Hannah	Hatfield
Kid Kid	McKennah	Clayborn
Blacker Bonnie	Rachel	Lewchanin
Widow Cracker	Delaney	Dillard
Prunella Cracker	Izzy	Reed
Belle Starr	Livia	Lytle
The Lone Stranger	Michael	Bray
Reverend Right	Ben	Huffman
Narrator	Maddie	Wood
August	Chloe	Grider
June	Olivia	Booth
May	Dory	O’Dell